Disturbing news came out of the White House yesterday.
The president, while eating with his family found a hair in his soup.
"It saddens me to find that the corruption in this country has become so rampant. Imagine how you would feel if you found a hair in your soup!"
The White House started it's own private investigation, analyzing the hair. Later on in the day we received an update from the nation security adviser.
"I believe we can conclusively identify that the hair belonged to John Boehner, House Majority Leader."
When we inquired at the majority leader's offices we were told that no matter what was found in Obama's soup, they would do all in the power to see ObamaCare declared unconstitutional. We are still all scratching our heads here at SatireSanity News Corp.
Perhaps it was Obama's own hair. Any evidence to that end. He was probably scrathing his own head wondering why Boehner,(Boner)is pronounced (Bayner).
ReplyDeleteIt also shows that both sides are quick to point fingers.
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