Man still unsure zombies are real.

A man from Fargo, North Dakota is still unsure if zombies are real. After an intense discussion with the city council, he believes that the only way to be safe, one way or another, zombies being real or not, is to barricade the town and hold all visitors in quarantine.

Roz Bombie, head of the city council thinks the suggestion is ridiculous, pointing out that the "zombie" in question was alive during the attack.

The man who suggested the new law, Moe Ofereaxsalot claimed that even if it was a myth, it would protect us in the future when he claims the government will begin trying to reanimate corpses.




When we ask Moe how he had came to the conclusion that the government would do such a things, he had an answer for us.

"The government has experimented on that spaceship from Roswell. They even tested PCP. Why wouldn't the government try to revive the dead?"

City council member, Roz, informed us later that Moe was well known in the area for stirring up conspiracies. At one time, Moe was a major conspirator in a flurry of hoax crop circles in the fields outside of Fargo.

"You know, people like Moe really give this state a bad name. And not many people know that North Dakota is a state, more like a province of Canada. Most have never even heard of us."

We are confident though, that if the zombie apocalypse does become reality, Moe will likely be the first one to get eaten.

SatireSanity News Corp 2012