Thursday, August 23, 2012

Dairy Queen Endorses Lady Gaga

Many months after Lady Gaga's hit single "Born This Way" was introduced to the public, Dairy Queen has decided to endorse Lady Gaga and her music.

The CEO for Dairy Queen was ecstatic when he first heard the song, "Born This Way".

"Don't be a drag, just be a queen", the CEO is often seen shouting out the window of his SUV.

Since his discovery of Lady Gaga's new song, the CEO of Dairy Queen has become Lady Gaga's worst nightmare. After the CEO emailed Lady Gaga's private account asking her to change the lyrics of her song, Gaga filed a police report and reportedly requested a protection order.

Lady Gaga was later asked exactly what changes were asked of her.

"Don't be a drag, eat Dairy Queen".

1 comment:

  1. Born this way? Whatever... Porn this way, would be a better fit. I can't stand Goo Goo Gaga anyway. What's with the unproportionate waist. It looks like an unsuccessful operational mishap. Get a real band or learn to play something other than with yourself.

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