Tuesday, September 18, 2012
Heidi Heitkamp Guilty of Singing a Different Tune
Heidi Heitkamp is running for a U.S congress position, against Rick "Lettuce" Berg. Heidi has always been well known for singing songs while on the campaign tour. Last night, she was interviewed on MSNBC by well known host, Rachael Maddow. During the interview, Heidi was caught singing the newest hit song by Justin Bieber, "Boyfriend".
After the interview, Heidi's rival, Rick "Lettuce" Berg released a statement.
"I am very disappointed with Heidi. She is singing a different tune, she is clearly pulling a fast one on the voters."
Rick "Lettuce" Berg's office later issued a complaint about Heidi's change of tune.
"Heidi gained support last year after she was caught singing "Imagine" by John Lennon. Combined with her talented voice and her song of choice, Heidi won the support of many. Yesterdays change of tune shows us the real Heidi. If elected, she will sing Justin Bieber songs instead of fighting to lower taxes and abolish Obamacare."
Heidi Heitkamp denounced the complaint as "frivolous" pointing out that Rick "Lettuce Berg had changed from singing church hymns to blatantly singing Lady Gaga's "Born This Way".
"If anyone should be under suspicion, it should be Berg. He is using Lady Gaga's song to justify his arrogance and lack of respect for social issues."
Debates on this subject have caught the internet in a wild fire.
Can you guess what we are singing here at the office?
Please stay tuned for any changes in the candidates singing choices.
Satire Sanity News Corp 2012.
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