Tiny Homes Hit the Big City
An airline pilot for American Airlines reported see dozens of tiny homes lifting off of their foundations.
"The homes flew through the sky towards downtown Chicago. I watched in horror as the tiny ghetto homes flew right into the Sears Tower, bursting into wooden shrapnel."
The homes did very little damage to the tower as they were in pitiful shape to begin with.
The FBI is investigating the rise of suicide rates rampant in tiny ghetto homes across America.
The last known report of a flying house was during the filming of the Wizard of Oz. The home in question killed a woman while leading it's infamous witch hunt. No charges were ever filed against the Kansas home.
Satire Sanity News Corp 2012
Toto it looks like we're not in Kansas anymore!
ReplyDeleteLook out Dorothy, it's Fannie may's time machine!