Dollar Tree Changes It's Popular Slogan

Dollar Tree: Everything's a Dollar, the current slogan of Dollar Tree is in the process of being reinvented. Dollar Trees COO, Stephen W. White, announced the upcoming change last Monday.

"Dollar Tree is a well known name. I think we can safely change the slogan now that most everyone around the nation is familiar with it."

The reasons behind the change are considered a secret. At a donor meeting yesterday, unknown to Stephen W White, the event was being recorded.

"We here at Dollar Tree have gone through decades of the same annoying question, 'How much does this cost'? Since our slogan is magically wiped from our customer's brain when they pass through the entrance doors, we have came up with a new slogan. We are providing our employees with the necessary tools to facilitate our new slogan.

Dollar Tree: We WILL kill you if you ask how much 'this' is..."

Dollar Tree store employees across the country are overjoyed by the change. Sarah Palin, a manager at a local store in Alaska, and Michele Bachmann, Palin's assistant manager, both released the following statement.

"All of our employees are quite excited to see their new store issued automatic firearms. The employees get to carry AK-47s while we as store management are allowed to wield freshly polished Uzi's. Watch out forgetful customers, we are eager to play with our new toys."

The NRA made the news also after making a large donation after Dollar Tree's announcement.