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| Presidential debate moderator loses her temper. |
Miss Piggy (a friend of Big Bird),the moderator for the debate, after an hour of being ignored, walked up to the podiums and backhanded them. After returning to her post, Miss Piggy asked them the most important question, a question that would solve the question of who to elect once and for all.
"What would you say is your favorite color? Romney, you may answer first."
After ten minutes of scratching his head, Romney cleared his throat.
"What was the question again?"
Miss Piggy began to shake with rage.
"Hiiieeee YAAAA!"
A large makeup kit smashed into Mitt's face.
"I ASKED, WHAT is your FAVORITE COLOR!!"
After Mitt Romney recovered from the blow he pulled out a little device, a device that would later be revealed by the camera as a 'lie creator'.
"My favorite color is green, like the planet where God lives, Kolob."
The President adjusted his suit coat and smiled.
"Romney says his favorite color is green, but when he was Governor he painted the governors mansion yellow. How do you explain that?
What is my favorite color? My favorite color is..."
Romney interrupted:
"What the President would like you to believe about clean energy is totally false. He tried to force a bill through congress three times. Three times! Three times he tried to change the term 'green energy' to 'red energy! AH HA!"
"Thank you for interrupting me FORMER GOVERNOR. My favorite color is blue, like the flag."
Miss Piggy removed herself from her seat and approached Mitt.
"Give me back my makeup case!"
As soon as the case returned to her hand she it chucked at Romney again.
The debate was a success, or so MSNBC claimed.
"The color favored by the candidates will determine the election day results. Now we go to Chris Matthews reporting outside the local prostitute palace. What do you think was in Miss Piggy's makeup case..."
Satire Sanity News Corp. 2012
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