Just In! Being Straight is a Choice

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According to a popular organization in southern California being straight is a choice.

According to a popular reparative therapy program for straight men, the act of being straight is not something you are born with.

"We get thousands upon thousands of straight men each year seeking to change themselves."

Research shows that being straight is a mental disorder, most people are born inherently gay.

"We seek to help these men change their lifestyle. The hate and shame surrounding the heterosexual lifestyle is extreme. Places like Somalia and Iran punish straight men with death. Even as we speak, our government is creating a new law condemning straight sex. This is the most repugnant of sexual paraphilias."

Straight rights groups are in an uproar against the discrimination shown towards the heterosexual lifestyle.

"These people use the Bible to condemn us. God loves straight people just as much as gay people. Being straight is not a choice and we refuse to accept the common belief  in the world today."

Many people still remember the horrible crime committed against an openly straight man last year. Luke Sheepstealer was brutally beaten and left to die tied to a fence. The attackers, homosexual, are still at large and are reported to have killed several straight people in the area.