Justin Bieber Bulimic?

Valuable puke hits stage.

Today a video was released by MSNBC showing pop-star Justin Bieber puking on stage.

Manager Scooter Braun commented on the video.

"Justin had a lot on his plate earlier, some clam chowder, shrimp alfredo, ice cream and milk. The clam chowder may have been undercooked."

Some critics claim that Justin Bieber is fighting an eating disorder, concluding that Bieber is bulimic.

"The first step on the path of recovery for Justin is admitting he has bulimia. Some regular visits to BA, Bulimics Anonymous would help him out a lot."

Justin's mother, Pattie Mallette told us that this has been an ongoing struggle for Justin. At age 12, Justin reportedly weighed 500 pounds.

"He was such a big boy. He kept crushing the chairs in the house. One time he even broke one of the escalators at the Mall of America. That was when he became bulimic."

According to Justin's mom, forcing himself to puke on stage was a new development.

"I always knew he was puking backstage, but on stage, never!"

After the event on stage, Justin was forcibly admitted to the local psychiatric hospital for bulimia. Reports from the hospital state that they have had to superglue Justin's food to his stomach and restrain his fingers.

Ebay has reported that Justin Bieber's puke is selling for $1200 dollars an ounce. Only 4 ounces left!

Satire Sanity News Corp. 2012