Paul Ryan Outed as a Gay Liberal.

Yesterday, during the Democratic National Convention, Paul Ryan was caught on his laptop searching gay porn. But that is not the worst of it. According to our informant, Paul Ryan also had been secretly sending fund money to Obama's campaign headquarters.

"I was there in the room when I caught Paul Ryan in the act. First, I saw him wiring money to the Democratic Federal Labor Party. Later that night after viewing many sites depicting male on male action, I saw Ryan posting anonymous comments praising both President Obama and Nancy Pelosi."

When Mitt Romney was informed of Ryan's actions his his face went blank. After awhile of staring off into space, a smile formed on Mitt's lips.




"After receiving a message straight from God, on the distant planet of Kolob, I must support all that Paul does. After all, it was he that told me to do a quick 180 on my views of nationwide insurance. It was him that told me I could take credit for creating jobs... in China. Obama is awesome it seems, so I may have to resign from this election. As to Ryan being gay, it is a dream come true of mine. I have always had the hots for my friend Paul."

 

 We here at SatiresSanity are amused and some of us are laughing uncontrollably.

"Wait a minute, we just got a message from the planet Kolob. You know the planet Mormons think God lives near? The message says... 'Romney is an idiot'.

SatireSanity News Corp. 2012