Today marked the beginning of the Democratic National Convention. MSNBC, CNN and various other programming channels such as PBS gave full coverage of this event. 

However, FOX News, up to its old shenanigans, gave mediocre coverage, if you call coverage panning the stadium seats. Not only did they not cover the speeches, they called all in attendance "freaks" and belittled the speakers. Classic ridicule without giving the audience a grounding point. As those watching FOX News did not hear the speakers themselves, they had only FOX to pass judgement for them. 

Roger Ailes, was heard earlier speaking to his staff, this is brought to you exclusively by a liberal Marxist mole of ours.

"Don't you dare let our audience see even one clip of the speakers. Hopefully they have all blocked MSNBC and CNN from their TV programming. We must must edit, skew and take things out of context before our viewers can be allowed to see the speeches. This is the only way to control our audience, feed them lies. Never, I mean never, let them see unedited coverage. Once they see the truth they will never turn back to our loving anti-news broadcasting."

Our informant said that this is a very typical discussion at the FOX News headquarters.

Hopefully, as our informant continues to spread socialist dogma throughout their office, someone will get the nerve to drop Ailes on a distant uninhabited island. Either that or we will have to hope that one of his common 'ail'ments of bullshit will catch up to him.

SatireSanity News Corp. 2012