After last nights game, the Packers versus the Seahawks, a horrible secret about the NFLs hiring practices were revealed.
It came down to the final play, the ball was passed, as it made a beeline for the endzone the crowded went silent.
"As replays would show, Green Bay defensive back M.D. Jennings got two
hands on the ball and pulled it to his chest as he fell to the ground.
Seattle receiver Golden Tate had one arm on the pass, but clearly did
not have control of the ball."
Two referees ran towards the two players, one of the refs who would later call a touchdown was seen rapidly tapping a long stick in front of him as he ran. Reports from the crowd allegedly saw the refs stick poke out one of benchwarmer Sean Eagleman eyes out as he kept on running. Sean Eagleman is the official benchwarmer for the Packers. Fans have no idea why Eagleman was on the fields seeing as he has never once stepped foot on the green even during practice.
The first ref on the scene called it an incomplete pass, while the ref who had just jabbed Eaglemen's eye out called a touchdown. The play was intensively scrutinized after a review was called. Sadly, in the end, the review officials came to the conclusion that the Seahawks touchdown would stand.
After the stadium had cleared out and the crowds had vacated the premise, Eagleman went to the review officials to complain and ask for medical attention.
"My eye is dangling on my cheek, isn't it? I went and talked to the officials about my eye. When I walked to the office the door was open a crack and I could hear shouting from inside. I stood there and listened to what I can only describe as a "WTF" moment."
"Roger, what if the public finds out about our hiring practices for referees! I told you we were only supposed to have our blind referees step in if the other referees were to be killed by a football."
The player told us that the referee that had called the touchdown was in fact blind.
"He put my eye out with his walking cane, what the hell was he doing on the field!"
Earlier today, CNN correspondents approached the officials, indicating that the secret was out.
"We have no comment other than blind people deserve jobs too, affirmative action assholes"
A dog in referee clothing ran and hid as soon as he saw the CNN camera crew.
SCANDAL!
Touchdown!
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