Stupid People Strike Again: Planet X as Mayan Homeworld

Because I am a nice guy, and never quick to judge people, I often have conversations with stupid people. In truth, stupid people try starting conversations with me. So I decided to interview a man after he attempted to lower my IQ with his meaningless babble.

"I really want to go online and register to use one of those public telescopes."

I was intrigued that the person in front of me would rather do something constructive rather than chop logs and talk about their favorite beer.

"Every 250 thousand years, planet X passes through Earths orbit"