Credit Card Company Denies Man For Having Perfect Credit Score

Owe Us Money Inc., a credit card company, recently received a complaint from a Minneapolis man. According to the complaint, the man, Geud Kreditson, was denied a credit card because his credit was too good.

SatireSanity News Corp: You claim that you were denied a new credit line with Owe Us Money Inc. Can you share with us what their representative said to you?