Iran Unveils Nuclear Project

After years of of fear regarding Iran's nuclear program, all those fears have been a waste of our time after President Ahmadinejad finally disclosed what was being developed in his facilities.

"What we have to show the UN council is something that we believe will help the entire world. I reveal to you all tonight... the long range nuclear food cooker! With this amazing device, all you need to do is, no matter where you are, what you need to do is turn to where you think your house in relation to you. Be it north, south, or east, west, the Nukem Long Range Cooker will meet your needs!"

Later, Ahmadinejad presented the UN with a promotional video of his product.

"The 'Nukem Long Range Cooker' is so simple to use, just insert a new rod of plutonium... like this, then point and aim at your house. Look at what happens in the kitchen as the 'Nukem' is activated!"

A clip from inside the targeted house shows the audience the interior of a kitchen as a refrigerator starts to melt.

Ohio Woman Happy She Did Not Unknowingly Marry Brother

After first learning the truth about her marriage with her deceased husband, revealed as her biological father, Valerie Spruill was able to bring positive light to the subject.

"While I did accidentally marry my father, I must be happy that I did not accidentally marry my brother."

Valerie never met her father while she was a child. She was separated from her biological family at a young age. Valerie believes that when she met her father as a young woman, neither of them had any knowledge of the relation.