During what was was called the Space Shuttle Endeavor's "Victory Lap", thousands of people witnessed as a bird landed on top of the shuttle causing the shuttle to shimmer and ripple in the air.
"For a second there, it looked like an alien spacecraft, it was like the image of the shuttle wavered for a second."
"The bird disturbed what appeared to be a hologram."
A deep green spacecraft was momentarily seen by the public, causing mass panic as the realization that aliens truly existed wracked their minds.
"I can't believe the government thought it was wise to transport a distinctly alien vessel camouflaged as a space shuttle. Are we helping the aliens or did we find this spacecraft?"
A representative at NASA released the following statement.
"We believe that an anomaly occurred in the atmosphere, momentarily making the Shuttle Endeavor appear as something other than it was. It was an optical illusion caused by reflection of sunlight off of a previously unknown layer of the atmosphere. We must stress that their are no aliens. Out of all the trillions of stars out there, are we unreasonable to assume we are the only species in the universe? No, we are not unreasonable."
Many photos were taken of this odd "phenomena", but because the government ONLY wants to makes us feel safe, the FBI has been detaining anyone with the photos. They are not destroying the pictures because they are real, but to protect us feeble-minded citizens from believing otherwise.
Know that you are safe America, would the government ever lie to you?
