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| Her ID said she was 18! |
A police report stated that the mother had tattooed her daughter in multiple places with out regard of the law.
"The defendant tattooed her daughter multiple times. Of the tattoos on the daughter, three were verified to have been applied by the mother."
Of three tattoos in question, two were on her wrist and one above her waist:
1. Can't drink until 2022.
2. Can't smoke until 2019.
And above her waist,
3. She's not 18 even if she says she is until 2019.
Child Protective Services has given mixed reactions to the tattooing due to the messages on the the girl's body.
"Tattooing a child is wrong, but on the other hand, this kinda prevents the daughter from getting into too much trouble. It also prevents any pervert from claiming they thought she was 18."
Anti-Smoking foundations have stood up to defend the right of the parent to tattoo such wise things on their child.
"It is best to start teaching your child these lessons at a young age."
Sarah Palin, former governor of Alaska, insisted that tattooing messages of wisdom on your children was the right thing to do.
"All my children were tattooed at birth with the message, "No sex until marriage". So far, only one of my children has managed to remove that one!"
Satire Sanity News Corp. 2012
