New Computer Font Accidentally Created
Microsoft recently fired one of their most prestigious font designers after alleged drug use began to interfere with his work. The former employee was in the process of designing several new fonts, many with specifically aimed purposes. Of his most anticipated designs, MS Deli, specifically crafted for Deli ads and MS DriHuumor, dedicated solely for late night satire based, comedy scripts.
Upper management of the font design department declined to comment but other employees were easily swayed to share what they knew. The designer was a talent man with a taste for gardening.
“He was always so giddy, talking about his plants, if he should make some of his new fonts overly bold or italicized. He was good at his job but his only mistake that I ever seen him commit was career ending.”
The creative pot-head had been working on a new font that was based off of one already in circulation.
