Schools Closing: The Truth

The media has been in an uproar after Philadelphia leaders announced plans to close 37 schools in the area.  Some of the reason behind this had to do with smaller class sizes as enrollments plummet.

Conspiracy theorists took no time to create a absurd plot behind all of this.

A post from Facebook, off of the Uncle Sam's Misguided Children page had the following to say:

"Obama is closing the schools. Der... He wants our guns and he wants to use the closed schools as Kenyan military training facilities!"

Our investigation led to a much more disturbing finding. For the past 10 years, the Philly school system has allowed it's already outrageous coffee fund to divert more and more valuable funds from the general fund. Last years coffee budget was at an outstanding 350 million dollars. This is small change when compared to the Congressional coffee fund which is currently the only thing responsible for the budget deficit.

Satire Sanity News Corp 2013