Poop transplants? For real?

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Crap Fashions

The latest fashion craze is a strange one indeed. Of all the things fashion has thrown at us, I never thought we would outdo the mullet.

Poop transplants, yes, poop transplants. Some say it can save ones life. Others, anorexics, praise the new procedure.

"With poop transplants, my family will actually believe I am eating."

The grotesque has finally reached it's pinnacle. From the days of "Two Girls, One Cup" to the reality of today.

Poop transplants, available at your local crack den.

Satire Sanity News Corp. 2012