This afternoon we bring you some charitable news from our local medical clinic. The clinic, "Basic Humanity Clinic and Prevention Care" held an event earlier this morning. Accurately called the Humanity Fair, this event was sponsored by Doctor Phil after he encountered an odd epidemic on his show.
"Unknown to me, a rapid trend or a widespread epidemic has taken the world by force. More and more individuals are forgetting how to properly go to the bathroom. Many of these people admit that the potty training they received as toddlers was forgotten as they reached their late 40s."
